hairy creatures that are incarnations of god they SHALL BE TREATED AS GODS AS WELL
guy:hey what pet do u has
guy2:cat
guy:cats ARE THE WAY BROTHER
guy2:"cries" that was lovely
in sync: long live the CATS
I don't like sushi, so I'll just order the cat chow-mane instead.
the thing that couldn't possibly get worse. y'now how sometimes u got that fealing that someone is watching u, well that is a cat. a cat is the thing that you want to love ,but instead, it hates your guts. the ninja that sleeps all day and is a killer in the night. murder knives in the paws,how could you ever know.
the cat: "well, i got fired after the puking incident, my wife left with the kittens, my litter box overflowed, and my flea collar expired. next time someone says cats always land on their feet,tell them my story.
Person 1: "See that thing... what is it.. it's so beautiful and soft.."
Person 2 : "It's a cat.. cats really are beautiful and soft, ya know?'
the silly the scrimblo furball lil baby
do I really need to explain what a cat is