Cat

They are nice animals with cute eyes. And a massive cock ;)

OHH LOOK THERE IS A CAT THAT IS GONNA FUCK YOU

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A little flufball demon that you will love forever

"nigga your cat took a shit in my bed and puked in the vents!"

"bruh he just a cat what's he supposed to know?"

"the house smells like a fuckin dumpster nigga!"

"bro just spray some deodorant around, then you got nothin to worry about.
besides he just a cat, it can't be that bad?"

"nigga, he eats plastic and shits in the bathtub"

"what you sayin? he gotta go?!"

"nigga you don't get rid of that thing Imma do it for ya!"

"breaking news, nigga pronounced dead after being thrown in front of a train"

"nigga got what was coming to him, isn't that right lil' nigga?"

*meow*

cat

often used as an animal or as a pet

my cat is literally a demon

Cat

a substance that flows freely but is of constant volume, having a consistency like that of water or oil.

"cats are Liquid."

cat

small feeble being. You can eat it yum !

Guy 1: What is that dude
Guy 2: Dude... That's one sexy being, I want to eat it.
Guy 1: Must be a cat yum !

Cat

Cats usually pee and poop everywhere and vomit and hair balls everywhere ( I know this cause I have 3) and they may only love u because u feed them and stroke them because they’re absolute idiots but they aren’t that bad. But I don’t think u should get one if that why ur here dogs are better or bunny’s but that is my opinion go aheAd

Me: please don’t hairball all over me

My cat ( bobby) : * throws up and hair balls at the same time on my duvet*

Me: f**** you