Nerd-o-welly

A person who may have hundreds of pictures of themselves on Facebook or a similar service. However, none of these pictures truly show what the person really looks like thanks to the use of camera angles, bad self-pics and other cheap visual tricks. This underhanded ploy is a favorite of the 'salad-shy' and those afflicted with 'a lovely personality.' Invented by Stephen Gude, Professor Emeritus at UCSC, USA.

"There are 150 pictures of this girl on her Myspace... NONE of which show that she is not fat or ugly. Think of the incredible effort this must have taken. How is that possible? What a horrible nerd-o-welly."

"Gina weighs 300 pounds in real life... Why does her facebook make her look like Jessica Biel. What is goddamn nerd-o-welly!"

catching o

To be copping an orgasm from some man or woman or whoever B^)

"Girl, why isn't sheila at the halloween bash?"

"Oh my word she WAS here! Talking to that one dressed as a lumberjack. They're probably off catching o now"

Speak-o

When you mean to say something, but mess up the word/phrase, like a typo.

(Person 1) - Did you just call your girlfriend your ex's name?
(Person 2) - Yeah, I made a speak-o

Wise-o-Gram

The highest possible level of life experience and knowledge.

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