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The act of stealing something through burglary or mugging. Perpetrated by a homeless person.
Sam: Dude my backpack is gone; I left it in the park and now it's not there.
Matt: I bet you got bum jacked, there are hundreds of 'em in that park.
or
Matt: Jesus christ!!
Sam: What?
Matt:I just lost my wallet to a bum!
Sam: Dude you just got bum jacked!!
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A metaphor for anything possessing no real qualities however is widely popular & loved.
Jersey Shore - A classic Jack in the Box Taco, grease and all.
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A person who is both a JACK ASS and an ASS HOLE
Pull your head out of your ass, you fuckin' Jack Ass Hole!
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jack me off is what a guy tells his jack-off squire to do as he lies back, arms up under his head, and says, Go for it ! ... and take your time!
Since I'm Matt's jack-off squire, I often hear him say "jack me off".
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It gives people who lost no not November another chance to not to jack off for a month
But ppl who did survive no nut November are welcome to participate in the challenge
Friend: hey bro it’s no jack off January
Me: ugh here we go
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a classic nursery rhyme by mother goose
little jack horner
sat in a corner
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said 'What a good boy am I!'
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A Rusty Jack Knife is a slang term for a geriatric man who porks women much younger than him. The "Rusty Jack Knife" comes in to play as a reference to his penis, which, aged, is rusty (hard to get erect), jacked (may have liver spots or warts), and knifed (smaller than the original youth size.)
"God damn! That old guy is a Rusty Jack Knife!"
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