face time

Logging onto Facebook

"Dude, i'm having face time, don't interupt"

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switch weapons in real time

Something you must do before hitting a weakpoint on a Giant Enemy Crab for massive damage.

In ancient Japan the samurai had to switch weapons in real time to slay the dreaded Giant Enemy Crabs.

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let the good times roll

to enjoy oneself (so prevalent is this expression in New Orleans that it was translated into Cajun French)

This is your chance to let the good times roll.

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Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Internet phenomenon. It began with a song by the Buckwheat Boyz by the same name. A Flash animation shows a highly pixelated banana with four limbs dancing to the music.

In Family Guy, Brian dressed up as a banana and danced to cheer up Peter.

Computer speakers-"It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat"

Guy-"Why is there an anthropomorphic banana on this computer screen?"

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Sexy-time jack-off

When an individual, usually a guy, will get soooo into a masturbation session that they'll get completely naked, touch their bunghole, and even rub their own nipples. They might even have sex with a couple of pillows or cushions to simulate a real sex experience.

"Dude, I'm going to go and jack-off. Wait, I think I'm due for a sexy-time jack-off. I'm excited!"

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Over Time Grind (OTG)

1. Hard work, Dedication, If you work hard to reach the top, then you’re on that #OTG! Over Time Grind
2. Thats that "work"

Over Time Grind (OTG)or OTG can be used in present tense (I'm on my "OTG(Over Time Grind)" It can be used in past Tense "You know I was on my "OTG(Over Time Grindin')Yesterday That's why I Didn't get back with you" It can be used as a Farewell "Call my Phone - Ok - OTG - OTG

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time for the handyman to meet the milkman

To wank

Bob: Well , its that time again

Lenny: Yup... time for the handyman to meet the milkman

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