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a musical moshpit of pure awesomeness
Straight out of Montgomery Texas
Monday, Wednesday, Friday
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Monkey Monday's is the start of the week where women post or share selfies of their vaginas online all day Monday for ratings.
Karen is always post videos on Pornhub and Xvideos of her masturbating with cucumber on Monkey Monday's
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A day made up by closeted gay men who aren't ready to fully come out, but are also incapable of masking their homoerotic desires for more than 6 days a week.
Oh my gawd, you have you seen that dude's body? I totally beat off to him today -- no homo, though, because it's man crush Monday!
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Today is the day when you kiss your boyfriend! Go out there and do it! Especially if his name starts with R.
Girlfriend: Do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no why
Girlfriend: It’s Monday, November 11th! 😉😏
Boyfriend: omg I love you!
I made national monday day because i wanted to
its national monday day
The anxiety and pressure one feels before beginning work or at work on the Monday back after a holiday or weekend. This could be at school or in the workplace.
Joe: did you get that work in?
Paul: no, I had a “brown trouser Monday”
the worst fucking day of the week when every minut feels like an hour
super slow monday is the worst