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A trashy person who burdens others with a disgusting or dirty act, either accidental or intentional, then slinks away leaving the burden on others.
So that trash bastard crashed in my spare bedroom after a heavy night of drinking. When I woke up the next morning, I found he wet the bed and was nowhere to be found.
someone who uses odd words and phrases usually P.C. terms to disguise what they are doing
Jack: i'll just help you bend over here so i can ascertain the location of this ring so i can just slip it on
Guy: you're raping me! you Shroomy Bastard!
An extremely intoxicated person at a party or gathering that finds fun in irritating others and causing havoc
Last night Eric pushed Tim, broke a light, and spilled on the carpet. He was a trashed bastard.
A person who thinks you're a boxset bully or is not willing to watch a TV show you highly recommend.
You're a boxset bastard.
These little fuckers are kind of like hipsters but they’re not. One could say that they are a little confused all they know is that they like the way beanies look so for some dumbass reason so they keep wearing them. Now they are not really hipsters because they are not organic and they don't really fuck with macha. THEY CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS GOD LOVING HIGH SCHOOL BOYS that look like they grow yeast for their kombucha in their room. So just imagine a regular, masturbating, nasty boy that fucks really hard with beanies.
MY VAGINA IS ALWAYS DRY AS LISAS PIE WHENEVER I SEE A BEANIE BASTARD.
Someone who drinks way too much and usually fucks shit up
adam! Stop drinking you alcoholic bastard
Horny male who relies on porn for sexual relief instead of actual females.
Al is such a porny bastard. If he lost some weight, he might get the real thing.