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A cookie-cutter speech, is a generic speech that is not original, is generic, boring, lack of content (and sometimes of meaning) and the worst part it is not so convincing and motivational.
This generic speech usually does not cite any source but everyone known that this speech is not original.
Sometimes, a cookie-cutter speech is able to "freeze the time", converting a simple 5 minutes speech in a tedious whole hours speech.
A cookie-cutter speech is used when :
-A speaker need a rushed speech.
-The speaker does not care about the speech and just want the work done.
-The speaker does not have imagination and he want to try a "proved formula", usually copied from a Human Resource book.
-Is repetitive and tedious, most of the times used by the Head of a University speaking to the new students.
-Over abusing of a renowned speech.
Politician style:
-Vote for me and ____ (insert promise that everyone know that will be unfulfilled) is a cookie-cutter speech.
-I have a dream _____ (imitating Martin Luther King) is another is a cookie-cutter speech.
A beauty contest:
-What do you want for the future.
-I want world peace and feeding the starving African children is a clichéd is a cookie-cutter speech.
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aka thong; divides a rather large size poop into 2 thin strips.
ohh bro... she just started poopin on my carpet and i thought it was just 2 poops but because of the parfait poopy cutter it was 4...... terib layyyy
not another ruined rug! she pooped after the wedding in her dress and the parfait poopy cutter split her chocolate hot dog in two
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When your ass-hair gets tangled when releasing excrement causing fecal matter to be pushed through it, cutting it like a cheese cutter.
"That would have been the best shit of my life, except for the cheese cutter syndrome."
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A situation where a pubic hair becomes lodged in the anal sphincter, causing any resultant stools to become sliced on expulsion.
Floot: "Hey Rudi...why are there 2 symmetrical skid marks on the toilet bowl?"
Rudi: "that would be my dutch cheese-cutter in action"
Floot: "Remind me not to engage in anal sex with you tonight!"
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When a person (preferably a female) shits their pants while wearing a thong. The string then cuts the turd in two.
"Where is Brenda"
"Oh you didn't hear? She had to go home and change because she pulled the Wisconsin cheese cutter"
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A pointless work policy, but can be used to harm you if not adhered to.
I said "have a nice day" instead of "have a great day" again and they gave me a written warning for not following the scripting. Fucking pizza cutter policy nonsense.
Cookie-cutter-lesbian is a lesbian who is completely un-orginal aka fannel and attitude towards women. For some reason the cookie-cutter-lesbian gets the most pussy. A reason that puzzles us normal cat loving lesbians. They also walk with their pussys 5 ft out in front of them. Their head enters the door 5 minutes after their torso.
Carrie Black is a perfect example of a cookie-cutter-lesbian.