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Faux More Years

Also known as “Trump 2020 2.0.” Trump’s politically incorrect slogan, after failing to extend his White House stay until 2024 in spite of numerous frivolous lawsuits and repeated alleged fraudulent ballots in states where he lost to his older “low energy” presidential rival.

From “four more years” to “faux more years,” Trump 2020 ought to be rechristened Trump 2Ø2Ø, as he’s hoping (and his diehard supporters all maniacally praying and interceding) that a second miracle might be heading his way before 1/20/21—the palindromic date when they might have to escort him out of his temporary residence if he still insisted that he “won” the 2020 election.

by MathPlus December 3, 2020

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Dr. Faux-chi

Any person with no more than a high school level of knowledge in the field of chemistry or biology who believes they know as much as a world renowned immunologist.

That guy who talked about injecting Lysol and ultraviolet lights into our bodies is a real Dr. Faux-chi

by Timinator62 May 25, 2020

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Irish Lobtail Faux

Whilst a father, son, and gangbang, the son creams in the daughter and the father takes his dick out of the daugthers ass/mouth/vag, and slurps on his son's cum out of his daugther's dripping pussy.

Hey Zach, you know what a Irish Lobtail Faux is?
Is it to do with being drunk?
No, that's racist. Think you, actually don't, i's too deprived...., you know what, fuck it.... think you, fucking your sister with your dad. And you finish inside her and your dad sucks it up.
The fucks wrong with you?
It's a real thing. Look on Urban dictionary.

by Dongerz February 26, 2021

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faux punk humping

occurs when one or more "faux punks" engage in sexual relations.

ashley simpson thinks she is a celebrity because she and pete wentz are faux punk humping.

by bean betty September 15, 2007

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faux french kiss

Where one person takes a drag on a cigarette or weed and then kisses another person sending the smoke into that persons mouth and then out their nose. It's almost impossible to do correctly, but totally classy and sexy once you do.

They faux french kissed on the beach and she thought she knew he was her soul-mate.

by Katie J. December 20, 2004

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Fallon-foul faux pas

The desperate, near-futile attempt to regain control of Social-Media shared, contraband images taken in direct violation of Late-Night talk show guest-appearance contractual agreement.

Distraught, soon-to-be-famous musical artist: Ummm, is there any chance that you could 'UN-share' those pictures of me and Jimmy before I get fired for committing a Fallon-foul faux pas?
Avid fan: OK, sure...but, better curb yer mole before something REALLY scandalous happens.

by YAWA April 12, 2019

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faux urban cracker kid

Cringy white pothead normies in middle school who wear hoodies, say stuff like chill, fax, THOT BEGONE, oof, snack, bruh, squad, gucci, fam and act/talk like 2014 nibbas. usually worship hell-tier rappers like lil pump and cannot have an IQ fit to comprehend originality, roaming the suburbs of american shitholes this present day.

F.U.C.K. them faux urban cracker kids trying to cancerize my twitter feed with their oversaturation of me_irl, roblox and caillou memery

by PorcupineCanadian January 8, 2019