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The moment that deep virgins feel like their heart has increased its speed and you are unable to properly speak words and are incredibly flustered from seeing something that they are attracted to start hitting on them or flirting with them or approaching them.
Friend 1: Why is he acting like that over his crush flirting with him.
Friend 2: He's having a Virgin panic attack.
Where you roll your self up tightly in your duvet and enter a claustrophobic panic mode.
I'll never do a sausage roll panic again, I thought I was gonna die.
A fake emo band who pretty much sucks. Once saw literally bowing down to Coheed and Cambria. I bet Claudio could own all of their.
P!ATD: Like Omg Omg Omg Omg Omg Omg Coheed!!!
C&C - ....Wtf...Who are you?
P!ATD - Panic! At The Disco...
C&C - Oh...That fake emo band!!!
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when on/in a moving vehicle and there is a very sudden unexpected need to stop quickly, panic monkey braking occurs. this is the kind of braking where there is a cold sweat generated that drips (usually down your buttcrack) that you don't feel until after you are past the incident (assuming you didn't hit whatever it was that you were braking to avoid).
i was riding my triumph street triple in lincoln park at night yesterday when a stealthy 200 pound dog bolted out into the street in front of me between two cars! panic monkey braking ensued, and i was able to avoid hitting him, but i *will* need a new set of underwear.
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An overwhelming sensation of feelings for fictional character of the same sex to the point of anxiety and panic ensues
Friend: Dude what were doing
You: I had a gay panic attack over *insert character*
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Some of the worst fangirls i've ever witnessed(sp?). They only like Panic at the disco because they think the members (Brendon Urie, Jon Walker, Spencer Smith, and Ryan Ross) are attractive. Most are under the age of 16.
PATD fangirl #1: 0MG 0MG 0MG 0MG RYAN R0$$ IS $000000 HAWT!!!!!!!11111111111
PATD fangirl #2: GIT OFF HIM HE'S MYNE!11111111
me: O.o *mumbles* panic at the disco fangirls
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1. Having to hold a massive turd or full bladder back for an entire class period because the teacher won't let you use the latrine, and the panic that results.
2. The awful hopelessness of having to use the hall pass and being restricted from doing so.
Student 1: Dude how did you do on the test?
Student 2: I don't know. I had hall-pass panic.
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