Having any exposed extremity licked obsessively while asleep or unconcious by a dachshund or any other breed of German dog.
Upon waking I discovered that I was coated in a thin film of saliva due to the German sponge bath I received after passing out. I should stop drinking tequila.
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An act in which a male pokes many deep holes all over his penis so that when he urinates or ejaculates the fluid comes out of multiple orifices
"Ben was getting tired of havig just one urethra, so he took a butterfly knife and poked many holes into his penis and now he has a sponge penis."
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When you're having sex with a lady, when you get finished and you cum on a sponge, mix it with picante sauce and guacamole and rub it all over her.
Guy 1: "Dude, what did you do last night?"
Guy 2: "We tried out the Mexican Sponge Bath!"
Guy 1: "Ew, gross!! How'd it go?"
Guy 2: "Suprisingly well..."
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When one male seeks one female in intercorse, and the only thing stopping him is DRYNESS.....simply grab a luv sponge and have a "slippery when wet" of a time
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an absolutey amazing tv show that beats the crap out of nearly everything else on the box. has a sick assed theme tune which goes....
"who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"absorbant and yellow and porous is he"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"if nautical nonesense be something you wish"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"then drop on the deck and blub like a fish"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"spongebob............ squarepants!"
yes...it does rock
"yo fool, you checkin spongebob on nicktoons?"
"your damn right i am homeslice"
"damn straight"
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this is a phrase used by chav's to ask a lady to show her vagina, usually resulting in retaliation from the lady
Chav's : LOVE! Show me your sponge!
Lady : Fuck off!