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A US-American is exactly as it sounds. A Canadian and a Mexican are North Americans. A Guatemalan and a Peruvian--South Americans.
Let's call it straight now; let's fix our nation's image.
People from the United States of America are not Americans, but US-Americans.
US-Americans are working harder to humble themselves these days...maybe they're not as bad as we thought they were.
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A useful idiot is someone who unwittingly manipulated by a foreign government to help a foreign government's agenda, with the support of said foreign government. Being a foreign government's bitch.
Donald Trump is one of Putin's useful idiots because many of his ideas like not fully supporting NATO plays into Russia's agenda and would help Putin. Putin supports Trump by hacking his opponents' servers and broadcasting the democrats in a negative light and Trump in a positive light on his propaganda channel.
Jill Stein is also one of Putin's useful idiots. She goes to Russia, a country notorious for its human rights abuses towards political opponents and gay people, and says the US needs to work on human rights and foreign policy. It's like going to Saudi Arabia and saying the US needs better women's rights. The night before she attended a dinner with Vladimir Putin, and she constantly retweets Putin's propaganda channel Russia Today.
Both of these candidates are supported by the Russian Federation for nefarious reasons. Putin supports Trump because he thinks a Trump and a friendly US could make Russia stronger as a country, while the Russians support Jill Stein because she will take away votes from left-wing types who would normally vote Democratic, which could hurt Hillary and help Trump in close states.
In other words, Donald Trump is Vladimir Putin's bitch.
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euphamism for needing to take an immediate, emergency-level wicked, gnarly shit.
Originated from an incident where a very distant acquaintance went to a friend's brand new house (they had just moved in,) took their portable house telephone, and christened their basement bathroom by taking a long and very stinky shit while making several long-distance phone calls.
Person1: Dude! Pull over, I need to use the phone!
Person2: Dude! We're almost there! Just hold it for half an hour and we'll be at Jake's house. You can make your phone call there.
Person1: Dude! This is gonna be long-distance! Pull Over NOW!
<20 minutes later Person2 emerges from the first toilet to be found on the side of the road>
Person2: Dude. Hope the next tool passing through doesn't need TP.
Person1: Dude?! <shakes head with disgust and pulls back onto the road>
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The United States version of a townie. If not homeless, US townies rarely if ever leave the street corner that they live on, and essential spend their time pestering girls to fuck them, pestering store owners in general, trying to start fights, and hustling people for cash to buy weed. Speaking of which, US townies are always pathetically destitute, yet refuse to either get a job or quit smoking pot every day, so they end up begging and bullying everyone they've ever seen before to give them cash til they can come up with ten bucks or trying to get them to "smoke them up" or offering to "throw down", by which they usually mean give you a buck or two, to smoke up with you and hog the blunt until they smoke 3/4 of it. Their poverty also makes it impossible for them to smoke in any reasopnably safe or secluded location, meaning that nearly all of their 12-a-day smoke "sessions" happen in "the spot" which is an alley between a bank and a burned-out theater or "the other spot" which is behind two trees on the edge of a parking lot. Oh yeah, they hustle for booze a lot too, and spend at least 3 hours a day asking everyone with facial hair to buy them 40s. They are rarely, if ever, older than 16. Their lives are as repetetive as humanely possible.
Hey, look at those townies. Let's not get anywhere near them, one them talked to me before which means I'll have to explain to him 12 times why I'm not giving him any cash.
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People who believe, act, and promote for a higher power who's interests are actually against that very person.
That power sees that person as a "useful idiot." The powers-that-be exploit the Useful Idiot to carry out their own wants and needs. They often use the hate and fears of the useful idiot, to manipulate them into acting against their own best interests.
That tRumptard redneck rube voted to give tax cuts to the rich plutocrats! It's cute how he pretends the rich create jobs. The rich see him as a useful idiot. And tRump thinks he's trash. But they know the useful idiot can be manipulated with hatred and fear to vote against their own best interests.
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amoung us is now the most addicting game ever. (i play also.)
sentence that says amoung us in it. there i did it.
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A used female, no longer a virgin. Female with a degraded value. Characterized by lack of morals and values, and self respect because she has already been used for fucking.
Lisa isn't worthy of a good guy because the better guys out there don't want used meat.
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