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Mountain Dew that comes from soft drink machines
"Bro you got the Fountain Dew?"
"Yeah, soft drink machine Mountain Dew rocks!"
luca dewing are normally eggs heads with dead trims, he is commonly spotted playing golf. If you see one beware he might get you to shave his fanta pubes, if they interact with you use simple words like ‘ok’ and approach with caution! his favourite thing is smoking weed so when you are going places with him make sure to bring a lot of joints to share,he often hops around friendgroups and is very eggar for a girlfriend so if he try’s chatting you up makes sure to block immediately, he may get with your best friends and try chatting you up do not think your special if he’s dose he has done it multiple times before, he often runs back to his ex’s when he is done ruining some poor girls life.
me: what’s that coming towards us?
friend: oh it’s annoying orange.
me:what’s that?
friend: just a luca dewing
A can of Diet Mountain Dew
The act of being diet makes the dew extra dirty.
I need a dirty dew.
Nothing takes the edge off like a dirty dew.
Some thin
A 50/50 mix of Four Loko and Mountain Dew
“I know Dru will like this dumpster dew because he loves Mountain Dew as is”
The female equivalent to a male’s “morning wood”. When a women wakes up with a moistened vagina.
I woke up today with morning dew, so I capitalized on it by having some great morning sex!
female morning wood. they wake up with their dick hard, we wake up with our pussies drenched
i went to finger here this morning and she was already ready with the morning dew
female morning wood. they wake up with their dick hard, we wake up with our pussies drenched
i went to finger here this morning and she was already ready with the morning dew