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The act of two uncircumcised men placing the head of their penis's inside the foreskin of the other penis at the same time.
Patty injured his foreskin while double docking Wilke.
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The double text refers to impatient boys or girls usually desparate for their crush's attention. When two texts are sent without one reply making he/she seem desparate. Quite common, but more rare forms have been witnessed: the triple text and even the quadruple text.
Kurt: Hey babe you alright? Xxxx
NO REPLY
Kurt: Oooh givin me the silent treatment r we? :P xxx
The double text has been committed- NO REPLY
Kurt: what u up to bbe x
NO REPLY - triple text
Kurt: Mornin you, alrite today? X
Texts usually hours apart then increase to days apart as sender doesn't want to look desparate even though they are also note number of kisses declines.
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To use two condoms instead of one. On the dirtiest ho's it's a good idea to wear a hazard suit instead.
Did you see that skank? I'll hit that but not first without double wrapping.
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verb. {to get} double sided / to double side smthing, smone.
To avoid, or be avoided of a certain topic by redirecting the subject towards something more complex related to said topic, in a way to create confusion, thus leading to the subject forgetting what the topic was truly about.
Joe: Hey Jane, do you wanna have some fun?
Jane: Of course! Let's plan a nice little vacation with my mom.
Joe: Jane, it's 1 in the morning I thought we could...
Jane: Right now? Alright, but I'm a bit tired. I'll go get the pamphlets and check airfares on the inter--
Joe: Fuck you Jane, stop double siding me with your bullshit.
Bob was annoyed that he kept getting double sided by his boss who was clearly ignoring Bob's plea to get a raise.
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Taking another shit after you've already wiped. Since double wiping occurs during the same trip to the bathroom, a sore butthole is usually the result
Stacey was just about done wiping after a satisfying shit when she felt another torpedo coming down the tube. "Damn" she thought, "now my ass is gonna be sore the rest of the day" as she proceeded to take a double shit.
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When a person wears two flannels at the same time.
Is Zach pulling a double flannel today??
To take a shit in a washing machine. The owner gets hit twice. Once with the stench and second with having to remove the shit from the machine.
Related to the upper decker. You can get double the points for a front loading machine. You get triple points if you can navigate a stackable machine on your first jump.
This party sucks, lets hit a standing double before we go.