A boy that thinks and treats you as his girlfriend, but you are not. You let him buy you dinner and movies anyways.
" Are you and that boy dating?"
" No, hes just my fake boyfriend"
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Someone who plays Fortnite, who owns any skin but chooses to play as the default skin to lure other players to him.
There's a default over here, easy kill.
Watch out, he's a fake default!
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Usually a woman, who spends most of their time in a tanning bed, becoming more orange by the day for vanity's sake.
Stuck in the 1980's.
friend: holy shit that lady is tan, she must spend all her time at the beach!
me: nah, she fakes and bakes.
or
friend: holy shit that lady is tan, she must spend all her time at the beach!
me: nah,she's a fake and bake
or
friend: holy shit those ladies are tan, they must spend all thier time at the beach!
me: nah, they're fake and bakers.
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Wild enthusiam which is both inappropriate and false. Fake hustle is usually produced in the face of failure, fear, or extreme boredom. It is easily noticeable at speeches by Fidel Castro and Kim Jong-il and at corporate marketing retreats. Fake hustle also plays a prominent role in sports, where it is used to conceal basic incompetence.
Sprinting back to the dugout after a strike out is a wonderful example of fake hustle.
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42 Fake is a term used when you have been set up by a scandalous bitch so that either:
1) She can jack you
2) She sets you up so that some dudes jack you
With a 42 fake, you are always victim of her affection, and she will often sleep with you before the robbery, in order to better gain your trust.
Listen to the song by Mac Dre to learn more (42 fake)
"Last night I got caught up with the 42 fake. That bitch made off with my fuckin tree AND my ipod. If I see that cunt i'm gonna kill her."
"...Well all my shit is missing and the only person there was my girlfriend."
"Haven't you only been going out for a week?"
"Ya but we're in love i swear"
"Nah nigga you just got a 42 fake"
"How a playa gon fall for that 42 fake?" Mac Dre
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When a man can't urinate as planned due to some sort of outside obstruction that's causing severe loss of concentration. This can include other men talking, little privacy, or even no sound at all. This can usually be overcome by thinking of something completely random, like teddy bears on a jungle gym covered in mustard, or any Beatles song.
Man: Psst, dude, did you piss in there?
Dude: No man, it was way too loud, and the urinals didn't have dividers!
Man: Yeah no shit dude! I had to fake and shake!
Dude: Me too man!
*High Five*
*Awkward Pause*
Together: We need to get laid.
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an account used to share information that is only shown to a certain group of people. Could be going off about how u hate someone or just sharing a thought u had today. An account to post anything that has no filter. Most times used to throw shade on other people.
Did u see what she posted on her fake account about me?
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