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When a female takes a lemon puts it up her anus while she's having sex
It's insane that Kelly allergic to lemon I was going to do the Japanese hush puppy
When you eat nothing but chili for a couple of days while holding off the urge to take a shit and when it finally becomes unbearable you stand over your other (preferably in a bathtub) and spray your fountain of explosive diarrhea all over them.
My relationship with my old lady went to the next level when she let me give her a Japanese War Fountain
Your wildest sexual fantasy realized through the magic of virtual reality, artificial intelligence and good old American pornographic addiction.
So, did I tell you that I'm getting married?
No shit! Where did you meet her?
CES; She was the Japanese fuck robot with the strange smile and strap-on feature.
Sounds like you've met your dream girl, eh?
For sure! Check out my whip marks! And she has 20 million sisters ready to serve, 24/7/365!
The weeb's favorite salamander because its big like their wiafus tits and it lives in japan
Person1: that guys such a weeb I bet his favorite salamander is the Japanese giant salamander
Person2:yeah
The act of ejaculating on the face of a person who is about to have an orgasm.
Dude, he was hiding in the closet jerking off and then he ran out and gave me a Japanese cream puff!
A Japanese car produced/made 1999 or prior, the car generally resembles the great Yamato Battleship in its presence on the road, This is due to a number of things such as size, aggressive appearance or beefy appearance, history or even mystery. The car is usually unnecessarily long and wide, it could also be described as a presidential / imperialistic limo who's presence on the road could also make you feel uncomfortable. Don't be fooled though these weapons of mass destruction usually have the finest engines to be produced out of Japan and will eat your euro piece of shit for breakfast lunch and dinner.
Guy 1: "Woah! did you see that 1998 Toyota Crown drive past"
Guy 2: "Yeah I did, It's a bit of a Japanese War Chariot"
When you insert live squid into your vaginal cavity. Then you squeeze the squid to death inside your vaginal cavity so they become a pile of mush and ink. You lastly push the squished squid out of your vagina into a man’s mouth for consumption, which completes the Japanese Squid Soup.
I gave chris some Japanese Squid Soup last night and he dumped me.