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iPhone 9

"We Don't Talk About Bruno" ahh phone

"Dude, where's the iPhone 9?"

by phineasandferbfan2025 December 8, 2024


Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by December 21, 2023


Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by December 21, 2023


iPhone rich

When sad people feel poor so they mistakenly buy an iPhone to look rich.

"Bret was embarrassed about being poor so he bought an iPhone because he heard they make you look rich. He's feeling rich now that he's iPhone rich."

by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020


iphone tired

When u think u are tired from life, but you are really just tired from being on your smartphone.

I thought I had cancer, but it ended up I was just iPhone tired.

by Caiusmark November 6, 2021


Iphone Syndrome

They'll think you're got shit when they have you, hold onto you when they think they need you, but then trade you up first opportunity they get. (Refering primarily to a shitty boy/girlfriend who is with you because you happen to be sucked into their shit. Had someone else come along before they'd be with this sack of shit and you wouldn't even be on their radar. ) Just like how you thought your Iphone 4 was amazing until you got that fancy ass 5c, and sold your 4 like the cheap whore it really was.

Mary thought Jack was totally in love with her until Mindy, a hotter, taller, skinnier girl came to town. Turns out Jack was only with Mary until he could trade up for a Mindy; proving he's got Iphone Syndrome, and should be set on fire.

by _nitzah_ February 5, 2018


iPhone Index

A figure that tracks how many months on average a blue-collar worker in a country has to work before they can save enough money to afford an iPhone.

The iPhone index (ii) in Singapore is arguably around 2, compared to 6 or 7 in neighboring Malaysia.

by Numerati December 23, 2023