My school

A place I hate and everyone is annoying.

1:Have you gone to my school?
2:Yeah,I hate it

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My Ass

Humorous/sarcastic answer or explanation for any question one doesn't really care about.

Teacher: Now, students, can anyone tell us the difference between an electron and a positron?
Me: My ass.

Mom: Why did you cover the cat in gravy and throw him over the fence into the neighbor's yard?
Me: Because my ass.

Doctor: You jumped off the roof of your house onto a tricycle? What were you thinking?!
Me: My ass.

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on my level

your level is the point where you are high and/or drunk up to the point where you seemingly recognize and are familiar your fucked up state.

being below your level means you are not yet too fucked up, and being above your level means you are so fucked up you should probably chill out with the jager.

i'm grounded for summer because i came home last night on my level; my parents were pissed.

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and my axe

From LotR: The Fellowship of the Ring. When you are making a plan and someone decides that they want to be in on this plan, they say 'AND MY AXE' in a heavy scottish accent.

Leader: So we are going to sneak in here at night, put gnomes all over this dude's garden, get out again, are you all in?

Everyone else (in unison): AND MY AXE!!!

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My-Syndrome

Noun

Being affected by another's stupidity. Insensibility, Slowwittedness, Feeble-mindedness, Slowness, Cynical, Alienated

Someone's stupidity leeches onto another person

Q: "Is two plus two really four?"

A: "What you can't add? You got the My-Syndrome..."

in my eyes

The way I look at it.

Erin: Is cereal considered soup?
Casey: In my eyes, it's cold soup!

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my brick

Just like an ibrick but when your mybook external hardrive crashes making it a my brick

O man, this mybook crahsed!!!!! Western digital makes shitty hardrives! now its only good to be a my brick!