shell shock

When having sexual relations in the anus a person can sometimes slip into a state of nausea, and they maybe even begin to experience a temporary loss of hearing and/or eye sight.

"Liz's ex-boyfriend was so big that when his dick slipped into her anus she got shell shocked!"

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Bazaphylactic Shock

The severest form of fat bastardry which is a medical emergency. A Type I reaction according to the Gell And Coombs Classification. An often severe and sometimes fatal systemic reaction in a susceptible individual upon exposure to far too many pizzas (such as a deep pan pepperoni and cheese or a cajun chicken and spicy beef italian thin crust) following previous sensitization. Characterized especially by Bariatric tendencies and a distinct lack of exercise.

Christ! Craig's gone into Bazaphylactic Shock again, fat bastard....

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shock and awe

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

Shock: One in the stink
Awe: Two in the pink

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Noorian Shock

a state of mind left behind by a Noorian where you will constantly look over your shoulder, hold your belongings closer to yourself and tighter, watch your sides more, be on the lookout for projectiles, and constantly remind yourself of your heterosexuality

the noorian left a shit in my head so im in noorian shock, he got my sides and now im paranoid in a noorian shock

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Sugar Shock

A sugar high and or sugar rush

I ate so much candy last night and went into a major sugar shock.

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shock fart

When an individual or animal sneezes and farts simultaneously.

SHOCK FART!

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Shock and aagh

Giving the shocker while licking the twat

Nothing makes her squirm like the shock and aagh

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