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A fat barnacle who spills drinks, stuffs his back with other people's drink and also shits himself.
Wow. Matt Barnes was such a cunt last night.
A barn owl is a lazy farm worker, who instead of doing the job s/he agreed to be paid to do, is likely to be found sleeping in the barn.
I'm tired of hiring teenagers to help work this farm with me only to find out they want to be highly paid barn owls!
The barn owl is the most widely distributed species of owl in the world and one of the most widespread of all species of birds, being found almost everywhere except for the polar and desert regions, Asia north of the Himalayas, most of Indonesia, and some Pacific Islands.
Jimmy: Hey!
Rob: You See That Barn Owl UP There?
Jimmy: Yeah, Why?
Rob: Well, I've Been Trying To Catch It For Weeks! It's Really Fast.
A way to describe the shape of a forehead from the shape of their hairline. Usually, women of European descent have a hairline that outlines a barn door.
Big ol' vagina lips, so big that they may impede upon the pleasure and/or effectiveness of sexual intercourse.
Tristan: "Did you end up getting with that girl?"
Tyler: "Yeah but she had a pair of barn doors, I could barely fit it in and I got rope burn."
Tristan:: "That bitch!"
The act of sucking more than 7 penises in a day.
Ugh, don't go near her! Last week she chowed down on The Barnes Buffet!