throat and boat

When one is being given deep throat (hence throat) and at the point of ejaculation unleashes his gear all over the recipients face (cockney rhyming slang for face is boat race). Thus resulting in a bit of throat and boat.

Lee: I copped for some dirty bird last night!!
Ian: Did you get a shag?
Lee: No, but I got a bit of throat and boat...which was rather pleasant!!!
Ian: The dirty bitch!!!

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Road Boat

The action of motor boating ones ass cheeks. Also known as the reverse motorboat.

Oh my god your Mom's ass is so epic I'd love to road boat that.

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Pulling Boats

The behaviour resulting from usage of disco biscuits. The user of this illegal substance can usually be found at most nite clubs, dance parties and raves. They are easily spotted: they are the ones who are sweating profusely, gurning like there's no tomorrow, chewing their own eyebrows off and dancing as if having some sort of seizure. They are a wiley bunch who are to be avoided at all costs!

My friends Crispo, Benny and I went to a tiesto concert in Dublin recently with a friend , let us call her "G" to protect her identity. Her behaviour was random, she was totally pulling boats!

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boat people

Refugees who have left a country by sea.

The Vietnamese boat people fled in small boats to Hong Kong, Australia, and elsewhere after the conquest of South Vietnam by North Vietnam in 1975.

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rowing boat

A slow motion version of a motorboat.

Mr A: "Hey man, have you seen the Tartan Asia Extreme film Thirst?"
Dr B: "Yeah, I loved the rowing boat bit!"
Mr A: "Oh right, at the lake?"
Dr B: "er... no... during the sex scene..."

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swift-boated

To be made a fool of. To look like a horses ass. To take it up the "Poop-Shoot" in a presidential election and still think of yourself as some kinda war hero.

John Kerry got "swift-boated" in the 2004 presidential election.

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pickle boat

1. historically, a fishing boat that would fish for pickled herring would come in to dock last. so "coming in off the pickle boat" or "falling off the pickle boat" would mean that you're the last to find something out, and would like an ass for saying it.

2. alternate definition: a cock that's bent in a downward angle when hard.

1.
Q: "Did you know that OJ killed Nicole?"
A: "Dude, I didn't just fall off the pickle boat you know."

2. (alt)
Q: "Yo Keith, why your ass bleedin' so bad?"
A: "Huh? Wha? Yeesh, I just fell off the pickle boat!"

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