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When it starts raining and everyone prairie dogs above their pod walls to stare hopelessly at the rain as if they've never been outside or experienced rain before.
Weather dictates a corporate rain dance around noon today.
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The terrible result of an experiment involving the cross breeding of a buttmonkey and a corporate monkey. Often spreads deadly diseases in the form of corporate jargon, smoke blowing, and complex acronyms.
Take your profit growth and shove it up your ass you corporate ass monkey.
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SquareEnix (formally Squaresoft) from 1997-2004 when they refused to sell Nintendo Final Fantasy. Run by an evil president who favored evil corporations over stuggling companies who don't try to monopolize the electronics industry. When the evil president was forced to reign, Final Fantasy was returned to Nintendo in the form of Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, the most addicting game on the planet.
Isn't it ironic that Square modeled it's new company policy off of the Shinra in FFVII, the antithesis of good?
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1. Corporation failing to achieve any form of success whatsoever.
Did you see jiminiggy corporations' share price today?
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some fuckers who think they are real fuckin great, dont know who they are but i know we all wish they would shut the fuck up before i make them suck my big black cock.
too late *stabs them with my PENIS*
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To get promoted up by getting into bed / sleeping with the bosses
Female Employee 1: Diana just got promoted to managing director!
Female Employee 2: Wow she's really climbing the corporate ladder.
Female Employee 3: Yea more like CLIMAXING the corporate ladder! She's the company Slut!
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When a disgruntled, highly mentally unstable, or just plain wierd office worker goes into his place of employment and starts shooting up the office, usually with a semi-automatic weapon. This used to be very common amogst postal workers. Some people have actually done this at an ex-lover's workplace after a bad breakup. Most causes involve a series of frustrating events that go on for years and then one horrible event or day sets some poor motherfucker off the deep end.
After he got fired and lost his house last week, Jim went to the Corporate shooting range and killed some lawyers.
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