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The act of taking extra care- and time- when douching, typically anticipating significant delay of the anal intercourse for which one is preparing
"Hey Ricky, where's Omar? The cab will be here in five"
"He said he was meeting someone at the club later. Probably stuck in the bathroom giving himself a real good traveler's clean"
when you drink a glass of something before you take a piss to speed up the process
if the piss won't come out just recount the night traveler's remorse and finish quickly
Travel Tummy is a collection of digestive ailments that occur when you're on the road for any length of time. Travel Tummy includes stomach aches, nausea, indigestion, constipation and diarrhea and it has a variety of causes.
Some situation that cause Travel Tummy include: too much eating out at fast food places (and the realization that you've eaten fries three times in the last two days); eating too much ethnic food (like a Japanese dish that turns out to pretty much just be noodles and sautéed onions); anxiety about pooping in a motel bathroom that has thin walls and no fan; spending too much time in a car or other enclosed space with other people and not being able to pass gas when you need to; having your mother-in-law always offer to use a public restroom with you when you need to go, choosing the stall next to yours and then talking to you the entire time you try to poop.
Cures for Travel Tummy include ordering more salads, drinking less soda and coffee, wandering off by yourself at least once a day, and in extreme situations, returning home.
I had the worst travel tummy after eating Taco Bell and then driving 6 hours to my aunt's house. I can't believe her only bathroom opens directly off of the living room and doesn't have a fan or window.
Clothes or jewelry you lose on a road trip.
"I can't find my earring. I guess it's Odin's travel tax now."
A traveller that explores a place beyond its predefined notion. One that doesn't believe in just sightseeing but more into the concept of slow travel, about meeting the locals and truly experiencing a place.
If you join a soul traveller , you will learn a new way to discover a place and make a memories of a lifetime. Explore like a Soul Traveller
The art of truly exploring a place is called Soul Travelling. A Soul Traveller is all you need to be to truly exploring a place
To consume enough alcohol to the point where you only remember several key highlights from your binge drinking experience...day or night drinking.
Man 'o' man!! I was time traveling last night. After the first bar, I remember only small blips of the evening. Food, that one bar, some chick I danced with, made out, eating all your food outta the fridge...then...
(verb): when you lead someone to believe that you thoroughly enjoy traveling in order to develop a romantic relationship
I travel-fished my wife by taking her on a trip to Colorado in the first few months of meeting her but now only leave the house for work, gym or church.