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Crooked Eye Adjective - when a person in a relationship is always checking out other people.
Look at that guy with his girlfriend while he’s checking out the other girls. That dude has a Crooked Eye.
When an eyelash or dirt gets in the sides of you're eye.
"Ah!" yelled Jerry.
"What's Wrong?" said Sam.
"I just got some crap in my eye," Jerry replied.
When your nips get hard and you can see it through the shirt and a looks like eyes staring at you.
Bryan: Right now, all I can see are your titty eyes. They are so beautiful and pretty.
The biggest letdown in the history of Humanity
Person 1: “I bought Pumpkin Eye Brawl yesterday, I can’t wait to see him in game, he’ll look so cool!”
Persons 2 and 3: “So how do we tell him?”
Someone who steals something visually by looking at it
That eye thief over there is looking a lot.
the best entity to ever exist, if u think otherwise u r bad
person 1: I hate eyes doors
person 2: I planted 7 pipe bombs in your mailbox xoxo
Person 1: fucking dies
God this buffet sucks.
Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.