Pumpkin Eye Brawl

The biggest letdown in the history of Humanity

Person 1: “I bought Pumpkin Eye Brawl yesterday, I can’t wait to see him in game, he’ll look so cool!”
Persons 2 and 3: “So how do we tell him?”

eye thief

Someone who steals something visually by looking at it

That eye thief over there is looking a lot.

eyes doors

the best entity to ever exist, if u think otherwise u r bad

person 1: I hate eyes doors
person 2: I planted 7 pipe bombs in your mailbox xoxo
Person 1: fucking dies

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

stuck eye syndrome

When you roll your eyes so much because of all the bullshittery that your eyeballs get stuck looking up.

Thanks to all the bullshittery going on here today, I now have Stuck Eye Syndrome.

big baller brown eyes

when you dogs a asshole

you:hi big baller brown eyes
dog:DID YOU JUST CALL ME A ASSHOLE

I can’t see when my eyes are closed

A rare illness were when your eyes are closed you can’t see

Yo dude I can’t see when my eyes are closed