The biggest letdown in the history of Humanity
Person 1: “I bought Pumpkin Eye Brawl yesterday, I can’t wait to see him in game, he’ll look so cool!”
Persons 2 and 3: “So how do we tell him?”
Someone who steals something visually by looking at it
That eye thief over there is looking a lot.
the best entity to ever exist, if u think otherwise u r bad
person 1: I hate eyes doors
person 2: I planted 7 pipe bombs in your mailbox xoxo
Person 1: fucking dies
God this buffet sucks.
Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.
When you roll your eyes so much because of all the bullshittery that your eyeballs get stuck looking up.
Thanks to all the bullshittery going on here today, I now have Stuck Eye Syndrome.
you:hi big baller brown eyes
dog:DID YOU JUST CALL ME A ASSHOLE
A rare illness were when your eyes are closed you can’t see
Yo dude I can’t see when my eyes are closed