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performing oral sex on two knees and no hands
dude ii can't talk right know my girl is doin the double knee chin press on me.
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an 89 cent burito at taco bell that is like crack wrapped in a tortilla
A:"Have you tried Taco Bell's new cheesy double beef burito?"
B:"You mean the tex-mex version of crack?"
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1. The act of slipping on a handicapped person's colostomy bag thus causing one to fall directly onto there anus, much like slipping on a banana peel in a cartoon.
Person 1: Hey did you see the new special olympics event?
Person 2: Do you mean demolition derby?
Person 1: Yeah. In the Russia vs. Ireland game, there was some sort of mishap and the ref crip double slip crap -ed.
Person 2: Words - nasty.
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two guys are giving one girl anal at the same time, then they both go to the girl's mouth. there they both take a shit and then get oral at the same time. when its all over, the girl's mouth withh be full of poop and jizz.
man once she was done getting the vermont double decker supreme, her ass was sore for a month. but it was worth it.
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when all fingers are clasped together, this leaves both thumbs together in an upright position. Insert the thumbs into your partners rectum, pull them out. Insert your penis into the rectum, reach around and stick your thumbs in their mouth to be sucked.
I tried to give my girl the double chocolate thumb pops last night but, she shit all over me in mid act.
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A nicer way of saying or typing the word, "Hell".
It is similar to the phrases, "H-E-Double-Toothpicks" and, "H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks".
Why the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws did you break those light bulbs in Mikey's bed?!?
Mikey never did anything to you to piss you off in that manner.
You know how you can now put any of your favorite photos on the frosting of birthday cakes... well the BCDF (or Birthday Cake Double Fuck) is when you have a local bakery put your favorite photo of your woman on a birthday cake. You then cut that picture out of the cake and place at the entrance of her pink hole and fuck the hell out it.
All my girlfriend wanted for her Birthday was a cake, so I got her a custom cake and later gave her the Birthday Cake Double Fuck....call me old fashion, but that's romance!
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