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An douche bag maneuver pulled off by Jay Leno through sucking network executive cock.
I used to think Jay Leno was an old, worthless sack of shit that has been on the air for far too many years and has overstayed his welcome onto my television, but ever since he pulled the prime time cock block on Conan O'Brien I just think he's a huge faggot.
CEO Steve Capus: I'm still not convinced. Get Jeff Zucker over here maybe ill change my mind.
Jay Leno: Yes Mr. President nyum nyum nyum.
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Usually a gaming term, refers to the approximate amount of time from when a software is released until someone figures out how to make something into the game a penis.
Your friend: Hey! I just made a penis in minecraft!
You: Yeah, the Time Until Penis (TOP) for Minecraft was about 4 minutes. Good job.
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When something happens that is mildly upsetting or annoying, and so times are sad at the El Royale hotel
"Hey man how you been?"
"Not great, the wife left and she took the kids"
"Sad times at the El Royale"
"Fuck you, this is serious"
someone who refuses to eat hot fries because they’re “too hot”
Owen is the greatest pussy of all time.
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1. A condolence used A: When there's a pause from the other person and you need something to say or B: When someone's fishing for sympathy and they just don't deserve it.
A:
Romeo: Man I'm really itchy; I think I got crabs off of that Asian girl...
Macbeth:... You'll know for next time then.
B:
Persephone: UEEN, Those goddamn cops gave me another speeding fine. Look at this. Look.
Calavrado: Well I guess you'll know for next time.
The temporary nut pass is a pass that lets someone nut one time but it can only be given out by the government or the president of a country you are in
''Man i cant do NNN its too hard'.'
''Dont worry ask the president for a one time nut pass.''
The event took place at Mittal Standard Time (MST).