2 fingers

Holding up the 2 fingers sign means you pull absoulty no bitches you get no talk and your just a walking L , you got L rizz and couldnt even pull guys if you tried

See kale over there he holds up 2 fingers

2 fingers

A yo insult saying you a bastard

Hey put 2 fingers up cause you bastard

2 am sound

A sound you hear in the middle of the night that you cannot explain with science it is supernatural and you just have to accept that it exists and ignore it

Friend 1: Did you just hear that 2 am sound

Friend 2: yeah I’m just not gonna fuck with it
Friend 1: straight

July 2

Guys born on this day are the most motherfucking attractive boys on earth, they have so much big dick energy, but ONLY if they're half french. Men born on this day know how to treat women right, and how to cook. 99% sure they have a Nirvana obsession, loves Bruce Lee, Skates and has an unhealthy habit of meowing at every minor inconvinience.

"OMG that guy is so hot!!"
"He's probably a July 2nd guy!"

July 2

July second where you have to give someone named Logan road head.

Hey it’s July 2 time for some road head

2 Goat

When Muhammad makes a really good trade offer.

“OK my friend. For you, 2 goat”

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A state of boredom so ungodly that one types all of the keys that have a shift alternative with the original key first, then the shift key next, in a left-to-right fashion. If you see this, please get back to your assignment.

I typed `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+{}\|;:'",<.>/? today because I was so bored that I had the immediate urge to type in whatever this is.