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When your male mate rolls over in bed and pokes you with his penis head.
Paul rolled over and gave me a touch of the penis head and I said, “HELLO!!!!”
A knob cheese feeding cretin who will do anything in its power to fondle kids.
Stop trying to molest that child bimone big penis
when ones penis goes to saggy because the persons has had too much anal sex.this happens when the person has multiple orgasms every hour, 24 hours.
I have a very long saggy penis but sometimes when i had sex again i got a bona and it curved into my girlfriends but.
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Work out penis is found in it's natural territory at the campus gym and often causes women to drool over an/or stalk it for pleasure.
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Penis inspection day is held on May 6th. You are allowed to inspect penises without being called out as being gay.
Do you remember penis inspection day at school?
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The number of digits of pi you can recite straight from memory. (Including the 3 before the decimal place.)
Tim: Dude! I feel so emasculated.
Tom: Why, What happened?
Tim: That little girl's nerd penis length is 222 digits and mine's only 15...
Tom: That's harsh.
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