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The disturbed pervert's equivalent to Russian Roulette, or a more extreme alternative to the game known as Limp Bizkit. A large party event, usually occurring on a Friday, in which five men and five women gather together in an abandoned warehouse. The five men jack off and fill up water balloons with cum. The man who cums last is forced to sit with an 8" dildo up his ass while the five women all shit and piss on him. If he throws up during this time everyone gets to pummel him with the cum balloons.
Person #1: Hey! You wanna celebrate The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival tonight?
Person #2: Fuck yeah!
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pillow-case cum stains are the tell-tale ivory-colored remainders of cumgasms that a guy gets all over his wonder-pillow when he fucks it and blows his load.
When I was a teenager, my Mom asked me what the stains were on my pillow-case -- I didn't tell her they were pillow-case cum-stains -- I told her they must be slobber stains of mine made when I was asleep!
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A piece of shit lying asshole...ie...my ex boyfriend.
Girl that ex of yours is a yellow bellied cum sucker if I ever saw one!
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A derogatory name I use on people, mainly Daniel and David.
Cum poo, I'm going to go have sex on your couch now.
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adj.:describes a young,particularly enthusiastic yet unintelligentprostitute.
"Man...THIS bitch?Young,dumb,an' fulla cum!!!"
"Cartman's mom is young,dumb,and full of cum."
"Young,dumb,and full of cum?.....Hmmm......oh-Paris Shilton!!!!"
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A narly snarly skunk smelling skunt/cum fueled/quieff smelling/greasy/repulsive/cum dumpster/disease ridden/2bit prick son of a bitch.
"Kachina is a fucking cum guzzling thunder cunt. i would kill her in her sleep"
"Mallory"now this bitch is the biggest cum guzzling thunder cunt i have ever meet she can die in a hole"
"Have you seen the new school slut? Oh yeah Derick that cum guzzling thunder cunt, I'm gonna scalp that mother fucker!"
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When someone is not in the room and you spike their drink by quickly ejaculating in it
Cuz i just Los Angeles Cum Spiked in it
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