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A male, often sporting a beard, who gains great pleasure in engaging the anuses of females with his tongue- particularly the anuses of ginger females. When asked about the taste of said anus upon recounting the sex, the male proceeds to liken the taste to that of licking a different non-fecal part of the anatomy such as the skin of a limb.
DAVE: Oi Joe, did you lick her anus last night?
BUMHOLE JOE: Yeah man
DAVE: What did it taste like?
BUMHOLE JOE: It just tasted like licking an arm, really
DAVE: Wow, I better not go and tell her friends that in case they think you’re a weirdo and make up some nickname for you like Bumhole Joe.
Example 2:
GIRL 1: I took this guy back from Jesters last night, omg he was sooooo dirty
GIRL 2: Oh let me guess, was he a Bumhole Joe?
GIRL 1: He was! Dammit I should have got his number. Luckily I haven’t had a shit in two days so hopefully my bumhole just tasted like he was licking an arm or something
Noun
A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.
The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.
Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.
Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!
Not the best tasting gum but, funny-ish comics
I guess..
Amanda: Man I love Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum!
Joe: Damn thank you lady
Amanda: The comics are so cool!
Joe: Tanks you
when you’re trying to type coochie in a group chat but if you don’t type quick enough they’ll move onto a different conversation so you accidentally type chop joe
"you need to shave your chop joe, it's like a forest down there"
One of the oldest aliases of a man known as 'Joe Willy'. Billy Bob Joe is a psychopath who flew a remote control plane into a nearby helicopter, killing three civilians in the process. Billy Bob Joe was last seen arguing with the coast guard, saying quote, "I'll blow up Africa in ten years if you don't tell me where Washington D.C is". He later found and raided Washington D.C, killing twelve on duty officers and wounding five more, before escaping through a mine shaft.
Billy Bob Joe is an insane lunatic. Anyone who sees him should shoot on sight.
A fucking murderer.
the complete optimal human, that harbours near super-seyan, god like powers. this being of pure power is male 110% of the time, and has no weakness except maybe his awesomeness has to be toned down when interacting with the rest of humanity just so our senses are not overloaded with awesome. often can be found having a mid morning brunch with Allah, Buddha or any other celestial beings of the like. it is rumoured that joe 'ill and god tossed a coin to see who had to make the world, though this has yet to be proven.
person 1: OMFG LOOK AT THAT GUY OVER THERE, HE'S AMAZING!!!!
Person 2: yea, he must have been in contact with a joe 'ill recently had inhaled some secondary awesome.