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When you're annoyed at someone, and you want them to shove the neck of a wine bottle up their butt so they feel pain and misery
"Go sit on a wine bottle, Mary"
Monica's 1st love interest in friends
"This is Paul"
"Paul the wine guy"
"Yeah"
"Hi Paul"
"Hi Paul"
"Hi Paul"
"Hi Paul"
"Im sorry it was Paul was it?"
N. A humorous moniker for a large wine container, typically glass, that is at or over 4 liters in size. Most appropriate in usage when the wine contained within is an inexpensive brand.
Dude, you bought the jug o wine!
(the inference being, a much larger sized wine container was acquired by the target of the remark - as opposed to a more standard 750 ml wine bottle size)
wine mom retweeted my tweet yesterday. then she deleted it.
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The sexual act of inserting 3 or more red grapes into the vaginal canal and using your penis to juice the grapes into a liquid state for consumption afterward. Once fully mixed a hardy POW is yelled to signify completion.
Last night during a sensual evening Jordan suggested to Ashley that they should have a Catalina Wine Mixer.
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The consumption of white wine by more than one woman which leads to rageful female behaviour targetted at men. Akin to rye rage for men.
White wine rage includes: Drunken late night text messages that begin with "you are dead to me."
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To make the best of a bad situation. Similar to life giving you lemons. Except in shittier circumstances.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Mark failing that exam?
Person 2: Yeah he said he went to talk to his professor, and the professor pointed out what he did wrong and helped to understand his mistakes
Person 1: Yeah Mark he really can turn that poop into wine.
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