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strapping an explosive device to a moderately sized mammal (preferably a llama) and dropping it out of an aircraft no higher than 30000ft
dont mess with me or ill launch my low-altitude cruise mammal at you
i have a low-altitude cruise mammal on my plane
i wish i had a low-altitude cruise mammal
When u get in the car and drive up and down mayfair road (aka "highway hundred)and go lookin for boys and get ice cream."
u gonna go cruise highway hundred tonite wit ur new liscence?
When you're a working mom and you have to be sure that every kid gets to practice, gets their homework done, and goes to play dates with friends. Managing all of it makes you feel like an overworked cruise director.
I'm so exhausted all the time, but for other people. I feel like a cruise director getting everyone to where they need to be.
Whilst in the midst of fucking a Scandinavian prostitute and fully inserted she urinates on you
That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!
Any action film starring Tom Cruise.
This weekend Amy and I went to see the latest Cruise missile. Man, that dude is so intense.
When a couple has sex in a new vessel, vehicle or trailer under the guise of an inspection trip. No other passengers allowed.
Funny, Luke and Laura stopped at the porn shop, before heading out of town on their self described shakedown cruise in their new RV.