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lemon cock

When a male is engaged in sexual acts for long periods of time without ejaculating causing his penis to swell up and resemble somewhat as a lemon. Usually happens to opiate addicts due to the fact opiates make it hard if not impossible to ejaculate while under the influence.

"Yo dog I was fucking Trina for 5 hours straight and couldn't cum, I got severe Lemon Cock now. I just wanted to splurge so I kept goin now my shaft is swollen to the max and hurts like a mug!!"

by Daddy Dirtwood April 8, 2014

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Cheese Lemon

When your hitting it from behind and your cheese goes into her lemon.

Friend 1: I cheese lemoned Sarah Saturday night.
Friend 2: Was she on birth Control?

by CheeseLemon April 3, 2019

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Lemon Technique

lemon technique
A sexual act which involves a split lemon with a hole cut in it. You then, while giving a blowjob, move the lemon up and down the shaft. This supposedly gives the male receiver more pleasure than a normal blowjob would.

Last night I gave my man the lemon technique. He said it was the best blowjob of his life!

by Hi pedestr July 5, 2021

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lemon snowcone

when you pee in the snow
take a cone shaped piece of paper
scoop up yellowfied snow
offer to friend as a tasty lemon snowcone

you know josh?
i totaly gave that dude a lemon snowcone...what a fag
(mind you, both in situation are notoriously flaming)

by semenator January 18, 2006

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Keep it lemon

People that have a big pecker say this

It means your cushty

Olly, keep it lemon mush yes mate bosh ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‘Œ

by Lwoodlwood123 June 14, 2022

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lemon party

Closly related to the infamous "tubgirl" site. If one goes to www.lemonparty.org, you will withness a old-man threesome. One sucking dick and the other two making out. Possibly the most horrifing thing one man can ever witness.

Theirs this amazing porn site, lemonparty.org

by Pudges November 26, 2004

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Happy lemon

The Happy lemon is from the animation Lenny bobcob created by jason fox. The happy lemon lives in happy Happy land. If you actually saw the happy lemon in real life, you would be so happy you would die

"im a happy lemon" in a lalala type voice

by morphinebunny April 30, 2006

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