squirrel master

the quote "crazy guy" in jail that saves your anal virginity by letting you be his bitch for no charge.

Squirrel Master: " I heard you're gonna be raped by nasty nate?

guy: "Yeah, can you save me? And if so what do I have to give you?"

Squirrel Master: "Nah man, I got your back. Just watch out in the shower"

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Bait the Master

A common mis-use of the word Masturbate, when reversed it says Bate Mastur.

Guy 1-"I'm going to go Bait the Master tonight!"
Guy 2-"Why are you telling me this?"

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slave and master

Kinky sexual acts doing with controling your partner.

"Tonight I want some S&M! I'll be the master ;)"

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master chief

The only person more badass than Spiderman, Superman, David Hasselhoff, Megatron, Optimus Prime, Batman, Goku, 50 cent, and Ryu COMBINED.

And contrary to popular belief, he is also a mac-daddy pimp.

Master Chief-"I'm the shit"

Every1 in world-"we know!"

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Log master

The one who is the master of the turds

kid - "holy crap dude its the log master!"
log master - "It is I, the log master, kneel before my log!!!"

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Lick Master

an intense licker. can move tongue 5mph.

That chicks tongue was amazing! She was such a lick master!

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Master Mutaito

Master Roshi, and Master Shen's master. He saved the world from King Piccolo by using the Mafuba (Evil Containment Wave in the English dub), and dies because of it. He meets with Goku in the past as part of his training, but Goku is no match for him. This is curious seeing how Goku was able to defeat King Piccolo prior to his training, and Master Mutaito is no match for King Piccolo despite this. It may be his superior fighting technique and Goku's lack of mental discipline that make him able to beat him.

Master Mutaito's hairstyle is the same as the wig Master Roshi wore when disguised as Jackie Chun.

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