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The shame of watching porn after you nut.
John: *watches porn*
*nuts*
*looks at the screen
What did I just watch? Ewww. Everytime I watch porn, I‘ve got this Post-Nut afterwards!
When a man and another man ride a motorcycle together. Named that because the one mans nuts touch the other mans butt.
Paul: Hey Aaron, wanna take a ride on my new bike?
Aaron: Maaaannn, I don't want to go Nut Butting with you.
When the buttocks of a woman are so soft and plump that they have the ability to make a man ejaculate prematurely.
“Damn! Did you see that ass? That shit was Nut Weakening!”
The most complicated challenge of all time, No Nut Forever. If you take this challenge, there is only 1 rule - DON'T NUT.
man 1 - yo homie u nuttin on yo girl?
man 2 - nah, im doing the no nut forever challenge
man 1 - good luck man
man 2 - thanks homie ill need it
Someone with really fat, gargantuan, giant balls. You can interpret this two ways:
1. He's got nuts so fat, they're comparable to a chode
2. Referencing the One-Two combo that is Dick and Balls
Person 1: Did you see Brendon's chode nuts?
Person 2: How fat are they?
Person 1: Last time I checked, they were 8.36 meters in diameter and .72 nanometers in height.
Person 2: Damn.
The Ocala Nuts is defined as the ultimate poker hand in No Limit Texas Hold' Em. It is unbeatable and impossible to lose with; it is much better than pocket rockets. It is J9.
"Wow I can't believe I just flopped a straight with the ocala nuts. Do I run good or do I run good?"
Is a male frontal wedgie.
Matt Rice had a serious jimmy nut in school.