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seasonal alcoholic

Drinking more frequently to get through the cold months of the year in the midwest.

Clyde "I get so bored during the winter i end up drinking to pass the time"
Merl "I know me too, im such a seasonal alcoholic"

by shoot2grill November 13, 2015


Harpoon Season

Any period of time in which a man will try to hook up with any woman who greatly supersedes him in both weight and size.

It is a reference to the mid 1800's in which harpoons where the weapon of choice for whalers who hunted some of the largest mammals on the planet.

Person 1: Bro, do you see that chick over there? Ima get her number.

Person 2: Dude, she's got 100 pounds on you easy.

Person 1: Fuck it! Its harpoon season!

by k_jord March 02, 2022


pushin season

A term used to defined a window of time where an individual or group of individuals apply copious amounts of effort to accomplish a goal or achieve a new elevated status

Nah fam im putting in double shifts it’s pushin season”

by lsaiah August 03, 2022


seasoned beef

Having sex with multiple partners in a day without washing your penis. It is a seasoned beef.

By my 5th date I had a seasoned beef.

by Gas Guru December 09, 2018


Opp season

A time of year where sliding on your opps ( opponents ) at any time/moment is permissible.

“Are u fr about to rob him ? hes w his daughter bro”

ion care he can catch this fade
“damn is it opp season??”

by swoozo October 07, 2022


pinata season

-the time of year when they sell pinata's in the grocery store.

-a random thing to say to express, akwardness and confusion

usually said with a lack luster or lifeless tone

"When do you want to work on our project?"
"Pinata Season..."

Parents: "So (your name here) what was this marijuana doing in your sock drawer, huh?"

You: "Pinata Season..."

by Matthew J. Damon November 14, 2007


hay season

A bad excuse for fake asthma.

Sorry, I can't play tag right now. I have asthma in hay season.

by Your Mom in Disguise April 09, 2016