Malachi Clark is an Amish apostle of Shrek and likes macaroni and cheese. He is the ultimate Chad. He is famous for assassinating Jeffrey Dahmer.
Malachi Clark is the CEO of Racism.
Gavin Clark is literally a pro golfer. Like he will literally beat you, with his clubs if you make him mad. HE is the most manly of man, and Tuana's swoon when he gets within three feet. Gavin can beat ANYONE in an armwrestling match, and can bench press 5000 tons. he is soo good at stumble guys
Tuana: *swoons*
Person 1: Wow. Gavin Clark must be near.
A man that is has airplanes stuck up the ass almost as much as he's getting pegged by fish daily while he also sits on the floor while jacking off to cartoon females
That whore is such a Adam clark
Aliyah Clarke. The most beautiful girl ever! Everyone at school likes her, except the bitches that thinks they are cooler than her. So many is obsessed with her and wishes that they were her best friend! She is tall and has mostly brown hair. Afro and nice lips! Long eyelashes and sooo beautiful! She has SO many friends but she has some closer friends, that she keeps there forever!
Girl: Omg! Aliyah Clarke is sooo pretty! I wish I was her bestfriend!!!
Aliyah’s bestfriend: Hehe! I’m so lucky!
Aliyah: Hey guys!
Every other boy or girl: omg!!! It’s Aliyah! Get ready!! She is so pretty
Sexually attracted to people from Brighton whose first name starts with a and last name starts with g
Oran Clarke is gay
Alwyn Clark is a word used to say "I am handsome" in tagalog/filipino/bisaya and any other filipino related languages.
Examples:
Ako ay isang "alwyn clark"
napaka-"alwyn clark alwyn clark" mo naman
Sa sobrang alwyn clark ni totoy, madaming babae nagkakacrush sa kanya.
A hard working guy. That occasionally enjoys trading pepperoni sticks for oral pleasure.
Yooo I totally got Christian to joseph clark me last night on my way home only cost me 2 pepperoni sticks