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vanilla nipples

A female with extremely pale breasts.

Zant doesn't mess with girls with vanilla nipples often because he likes Asians...but he wouldn't turn down vanilla nipples either.

by Swaggerjacker90 July 19, 2014


jack nipples

Next to nothing.

Man, I asked for a lot for Christmas but got jack nipples!

by Bo__jangles April 26, 2017


Finger Nipples

This is not your ordinary nipple. The nipple is long and skinny resembling a finger. These nipples are usually on fine-ass women with fat asses. You can measure the nipple by putting it between the beginning of two fingers on one hand. The nipple must stick out past the width of the fingers to be considered a finger nipple. These nipples are perfect for sucking on or even jacking off. Legend has it, that two babies can be breastfed on one breast at the same time if it's a true finger nipple.

Yo, I just banged Aubrey, you won't believe this, but her finger nipples were hard af and pierced through her shirt!!

by Coolbreezex82x July 8, 2022


nipple wanker

A person that wanks to nipples

Nate stop being a nipple wanker to other males.

by TheFuckboydownthestreet May 21, 2016


Nipple Flair

If a woman were to have intercourse with a man who possessed a cold, then she could be in danger of Nipple Flair. This disease tends to last for about 2-3 weeks. If your doctor confirms that you have Nipple Flair than you will need to go home and not go outside. This sickness will cause a woman’s nipples to be extremely cold. If you get Nipple Flair than you must not have sex or go outdoors. Both activities with cause your tits to heat up to temperatures around 400 degrees. Some woman try to obtain Nipple Flair because during the short period that it lasts the female with be able to produce cum from her jugs. You would not need a male to create a baby if you had Nipple Flair, this fact makes a lot of feminists very happy. Also the disease may shrink your lungs until you die.

Zeva: Abby I need you to come over to my house right now!
Abby: What’s wrong!
Zeva: Tony gave me Nipple Flair and I need you to help me clean up the giz off my couch.
Abby: Ok I’ll be right their.
Zeva: Bring a switchblade, I might need to cut my nipples off.

by Bubba the Gimp January 7, 2021


friends nipple

In any episode on Friends that Monica, Rachel, or fiebe has a hard nipple.

Man, did u see that friends nipple, I was watching friends today and Rachel had very hard nips.

by JeromeWheats August 29, 2021


silly nipples

Silly nipples is the act of two or more people tugging on each other's nipples while insulting each other.

Let's get together later and play silly nipples.

by Sillynipples March 7, 2016