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Chunks of dried up feces entangled in the ass hair of a disgusting human being.
Bob spread his ass cheeks and out popped several nasty zombie knots.
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The legendary guitarist and singer Jimi Hendrix revived in zombie form. Can also be used as part of an exclamation.
Sweet Zombie Hendrix, wtf was that
Hendrix is risen, but he is a zombie. Cool.
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In order to explain what a zombie virus is, you must first explain zombies. Zombies are dead or mentally disabled creatures (usually human) which have lost all signs of self-control. Many people have speculated what diseases can cause zombies to be created. The most logical idea is a mutated rabies virus. Such a disease would need to only affect the brain and possisbly degenerate the skin somewhat. If a rabies strand could mutate into a disease which would keep its potency but make the effects last longer then one could potnentionally have a zombie virus.
Scientist: It seems to be a mutated form of rabies which has overpowered his higher levels of thinking. In essence, a zombie virus.
*containment cell shatters*
Zombie: YYAHAAAHHHGGG!!!
Scientist: No, no no no no!!!! AAAAUUGGGHHH!!!
*dies*
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Jesus, after he rose from the dead, as stated in Cyanide and Happiness. Easter is "Zombie Jesus Day."
Teacher: Two weeks after he was crucified, Jesus rose from the dead.
Student: Oh, so he was Zombie Jesus?
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A boy from Portland who appears to be wearing facepaint in the fashion of a zombie, and at the same time reportedly likes turtles.
Zombie Jonathan: I like turtles.
Reporter: Alright! You're a great zombie.
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Also Known As "THE PLAN"
If A Zombie Apocalypse Happened, This Is Your Plan Of Action.
Everyone Has One
Everyone
Grif: You Don't Have A Zombie Plan!!
Simmons: There's No Point!
Grif: Hey Watch, SARGE!
Sarge: Yeah
Simmons: Sarge, Do You Have A Zombie Plan
Sarge: No
Simmons: See
Sarge: I Have 7!
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Lies that just won't die, no matter what the facts are.
Obama not being born in Hawaii, is a zombie lie. Republicans keep telling zombie lies about the democrats.
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