if it ain't broke, then break it

A goofy spoof of the motto “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it “.

Guy 1: I got a new Tv!
Guy 2: if it ain’t broke, then break it!
Guy 1: wait nooo!
*Guy 2 breaks the tv*
if it ain't broke, then break it

you ain't the future of shit

You will not be important in the future and you are not important now. So stop complaining.

Whiner: Man, they really need to pay me more at work.

Aaron: Man, YOU AIN'T THE FUTURE OF SHIT! Stop bitchin'

I ain't do nothing

aint = didn't
didn't = did not
not nothing = something
I ain't do nothing = I did not do nothing = I did something

"I ain't do nothing!"
so you did something, huh?
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Bitch ain't dying

A bitch may want to experience death but a bitch don't want to die that way

"A bitch ain't dying like that"

ain't no way

A phrase used to describe one's disbelief/disagreement towards a situation

dude 1: Yo did you know Drake's dick looks like a snake?
dude 2: Ain't no way bruh.

ain't no simp

The opposite of a simp. what did you expect idiot?

egirl: help i am hanging off a cliff

sugma: AIN'T NO SIMP

ain't you a hoot

Aren’t you fun , happy , awesome, sexy , owl like strong energy , highly energetic, and awake

Ain't you a hoot - Ain’t you a hoot So excited and fun .

Ain't you a hoot - Ain’t you a hoot rooting for a tooting around the bar.

Ain’t you a hoot - Wow you have been all over the world aint you a hoot . I have only been around my neighborhood.

Ain’t you a hoot - wild I have never meet someone like you ain’t you a hoot.