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When you injure your anus without actually hurting the tissue
Bro i fucked up my anus yesterday.
What happened?'
My girls strap on gave me a anal contusion
A chamber which is located in the rectal region. Usually closely guarded by anal trolls.
Guy 1: Man last night was awesome dirty!
Guy 2: Let me guess, your gf finally put out -_-
Guy 1: No dude, even better!
Guy 2: Ok, so whats better than getting laid?
Guy 1: Well finally after 35 minutes of persuation I finally convinced my gf to let me into her anal chamber.
A thing you put inside your anus....it is 19 inches long and has slight but noticeable ridges
Woman: I’m sooooo lonely
Man: Try an anal stick :)
A person who quickly switches to anal from vaginal sex without informing their partner.
Sally: "John plowed me anally last night without giving me any notice. He just pulled out of my vag and thrust right into my ass.
Jane: "Classic anal thief".
When you fist a girl's asshole and open your hand when your hand is fully in her ass.
Wow he just anal blossomed her ass!
An unknown illness that translates to "When you can't see your ass going to work" Used to call in sick to your job when you have already exhausted every other excuse.
Sorry I can't come to work today, I have an extreme case of Anal Occulitus and the doctor says it's contagious.
a mythical occurrence in which one's anus spontaneously combusts, and the fire refuses to go out.
I hope you get anal conflagration!!!!