surrogate driver

often confused with designated driver - this is when a lady has decided to have a baby on behalf of another lady and therefore cannot drink thus being able to drive safely the drunkards after a night out.

i can drink what i like tonight the surrogate driver is giving me a lift back!

2👍 3👎

Mercedes driver

Nicest drivers on the road. Are probably rich and on the older side. Complete opposite of BMW and Audi drivers. Always let you onto the road.

I was stuck in a layby for 30 minutes waiting to enter the main road, luckily a nice Mercedes driver came and let me onto the main road

3👍 4👎

Bulldozer driver

Somebody who is sitting between two males...in a car, at a dinner table, etc...

Lunch today sucked ass, cholo. I was the bulldozer driver to and from the restaurant!

2👍 3👎

Bad driver

Tatianna Alvarez

Tati is the definition of a bad driver.

2👍 3👎

Mini Driver

The non-alcoholic analogue to the Screw Driver. Mini Drivers are typically composed of 3 parts orange juice and one part seltzer.

My stomach is a bit off today so I will pass on the gin and simply take a Mini Driver.

3👍 6👎

Volvo Driver

A teacher of drivers education classes that is forced to watch Red Asphalt, Toe Tag and other disgusting crash videos far too often causing paranoia on the road.

The Volvo Driver showed us another awful bloody crash movie today.

28👍 123👎

Moon Driver

A drink which has has:

2 Parts Vodka

1 Parts Orange Juice

1/2 gram Moon Rocks

"I wore my drinking suit and my anit-gravity boots...but I was still floating from that Moon Driver...."

"Would you like a drink ?" Ok, Would you like to go to space?"

" I'm higher than a space rover!"

2👍 1👎