The act of a man shitting. Then while shitting, a female climbs on the mans lap facing him and begins having sex. The man spreads his legs allowing a pathway, so the women can also begin shitting. A proper Brown Eagle will result in a well timed double plop in the toilet.
Dude, she brown eagled me and clipped my balls on the follow through, I have a giant brown stain on them!
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when a girl or guy shits themselves and then proforms the eagle. resulting in a big mess known as the rusty eagle
GUY: what the heck is that girl doing?
Guy: that my friend is thte rusty eagle.
GUY: wow what a mess!!
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A bagel that originally had toppings (sesame seeds, poppy seeds, etc) that has subsequently had all of the toppings brushed off before consumption.
I ordered a poppy seed, but the server brought me a bald eagle. WTF.
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When you sit in the middle of two guys, and jerk them off, while all three of you look in the same direction. The "Eagle Wing" refers to the flapping motion of your arms.
I was with My boyfriend and his brother and we got caught eagle winging.
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papa eagle is daddy uwu his head is just so slappable owo daddy
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A cramp in the foot in which the big toe is separated from the others.
"Man, I got another eagle toe."
"Eagle toes hurt so bad."
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A poop, particularly one that occurs after eating lots of meat
"I thought he was lost in my intestinal wilderness, but this morning the Meat Eagle has landed!"
"The Meat Eagle has landed!"
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