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When you bring a fat girl home drunk, and then she gets on top of you when you wake up.
these bacon bits are gonna turn me into a walrus surprise
When you are piss drunk and pass tf out on your back, mouth wide open and snoring loud af.
I had the longest walrus nap last night. I was so fucked up.
When you don't have a good comeback like ,"fucking Jew Bagel," so you think of random shit. If you tried to define this Y0ur m0m Gay!
Awww you shit on my head you fucking Irish Walrus.
When you put two straws up your nose and do two lines of cocaine for maximum efficiency.
“Yo, Kait was at the party Saturday blowing down and next thing we know she’s got a straw in each nostril doing The Walrus”
“That lady can party!”
When 2 males and a female are having intercourse, and the two males have placed there penis both sides of your mouth.
‘Mate, me and Jimmy has this girl the other night.. she made the walrus look easy.’
When a pair of underwear (primarily female) that are so tight you cant see the back of it.
Tom: I was fucking this fat chick last night and she was walrus flossing.
Yuro: Nice man! Wish my girl would walrus floss.