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Person who watches television while working out at home on a stationary bike, on the base of a rating system in which tv shows get labeled as "worth watching from the couch" or "can totally be seen during exercise".
The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.
The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from a sitting position
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.
See also: treadmill potato, elliptical potato.
Tim: John, long time no see! Did you lose weight?
John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i stationary bike potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
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Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be a stationary bike potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.
Something that, once learned, is difficult to forget how to do/easy to recall how to do.
"Man, I haven't gone sailing years"
"Come on, man, it's like riding a bike!"
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1) A battleground for the war being waged in Williamsburg, Brooklyn between the hipsters and the Hasidic Jews.
2) The new symbol for passive-aggressive antisemitism, with the irony that only a hipster could imagine.
It really made me uncomfortable when they repainted the Williamsburg bike lanes, I mean they're trying to bully the jews in a historically jewish neighborhood. They really need to take a deep breathe and think about what they're doing.
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When the seat is removed from a bicycle leaving only the seatpost. So when you ride the bike the seatpost goes up your rectum or vagina.
The bully removed the seat from the geek's bike and forced him to take a polish bike ride.
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The process used by one in which one would use roller blades on a bike. Similar to biking you just look like a goddamn idiot.
*Joe roller biking*
Bob: HAHAHA what a fucking idiot!
Terence: I'm videotaping this and putting it on youtube!
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Similar to ghostriding the whip although with a bike instead of a car. It can mean to ride a bike and then jump off and go dumb along side of it while it is still going by itself, or to stand on it or sit on it wrong or get hyphy on it while it is still going. Even though it is similar to ghostriding the whip, it is not be taken seriously and it's origin did not relate to the hyphy movement or any kind of rap at all. The term was brought to fame mostly by TJ Smalls' comical song, "Ghostride the Bike".
"yo i be ghostridin ma bike all up through oakland ya dig cuz i be hyphy"
"He can ghostride the bike for 45 minutes!"
"I ghostride ma bike real slow, goin' dumb on the cross bar gettin' stoned, never fall off, ghostridin ma sh*t at the mall infrona Ross,..." - Mac Hassla
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The act of pulling your poopy dick out of someone's ass and giving er a good slap on the back causing the impression of riding bike with a muddy tire! -MDS