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Hello bakers, my name is Bitty Kembleford, and today I'll he making a special take on a summer classic: The Alaskan Root Beer Float.
Do you remember the first time you had a root beer float? I do. I must have been around 7 years old and we were visiting my grandparents in Phoenix, in the summer.
Have you ever been to Arizona in the summer? Must be why I find Sacramento so tolerable. Let's just say it's hot.
I still remember all of us greedy kids, still in our swim suits, having been cooling off in the pool all day, lined up in the kitchen, wide eyed as we watched my father pull the multicolored hankercheif out of his weenie and clap in joyful glee.
It was just last Tuesday, a year ago, that my divorce happened. Very tragic. Humorous as well.
I was a mess. I went to the store and bought vinegar, ketchup, licorice, root beer, cigarettes, and vanilla ice cream.
Fortunately, I didn't put all of that together (whew... heart attack avoided), but I did make a root beer float, one of the most classic memories of my childhood.
It seems like root beer floats have been following me everywhere. Even after dad got shot.
Now let's crack on, shall we?
I use the So Delicious Vanilla Bean Coconut Ice Cream and Virgil's Organic Root Beer for my Alaskan Root Beer Float.
Using your favorite ash tray, combine cigarettes, vinegar, and baking soda.
In a separate bowl, combine one cup of Vanilla Ice Cream, and a bottle of your Virgil's Organic Root Beer.
Heated on medium, take a pot full of boiling water, and butterscotch Jell-O Mix, and combine until the lumps of Jell-O are gone. Next, remove from heat, and add the previous ingredients. Refridgerate for two days.
After all the anxious waiting, remove your Root Beer Float from the fridge. Makes two servings (serve with ketchup).
A person who just isn't all there... Also known as a 'floater'. Also see 'Quade'.
Did you see that dumbass last night? What a floating dude
A person that does not settle down in to one group they tend to float around loads of other groups socialising
"Look at the trap Queen she's such a Float boat
ones who build low budget class floats
WHOA! who built that float!? Oh it was the float builders.
1) An unaffordable-to-most electric vehicle comprising of fake leather seats and the uncanny resemblance of an upside-down bathtub with a small TV where that taps should be.
2) A Tesla Model 3
Watch out Jeremy, there's another Chelsea milk float silently trying to mow you down.
Hey Jeeves, those Chelsea milk floats are getting more common in the city than a Prius or stepping in dogshit in the 80s.
1) An unaffordable-to-most electric vehicle comprising of fake leather seats and the uncanny resemblance of an upside-down bathtub with a small TV where that taps should be.
2) A Tesla Model 3
Watch out Jeremy, there's another Chelsea milk float silently trying to mow you down.
Hey Jeeves, those Chelsea milk floats are getting more common in the city than a Prius or stepping in dogshit in the 80s.
When a guy gets a boner in a pool or hot tub
“I was at the local pool and this hot chick swam past me and dude I swear I had the hugest meatball float and it was so embarrassing. Couldn’t help it I guess”