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A type of dive you would do at a pool, called Elton Johning because it replicates the feeling of listening to a really good Elton John song. When the water level is about the same height as ledge in a deep area, one will somersault into the water while plugging nose with fingers so water does not rush up their nose. Instead of immediately coming back up to the surface for a breath you would stay in the water for a few seconds as your body is slowly brought back up to the surface until you need to catch a breath.
Past tense: Elton Johned
Person 1: My favorite part of visiting the swimming pool is Elton Johning!
Person 2: Me too! It evokes the same feeling as listening to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road's chorus!
Person 1: Are you ready to leave the pool yet?
Person 2: Not yet! I haven't even Elton Johned yet!
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A baked "pan" "cake" popular in Saskatoon, Canada. Often made by trappers in the early days. A mixture consisting of hard tack, wampum and dried chit baked in a coal fired oven and covered with Roseberry gravy.
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Just answer yes. JUST FUCKING ANSWER YES. IF YOU DON’T HE WONT STOP JUST SAY YES AND HE’LL STOP.
I’m sorry for raising my voice. It’s just if you don’t appease him quick he’ll get attached and you’ll never get rid of him. You can try everything, framing him for crimes, hiring hitmen, murder, forced containment but he never stops and never disappears. So just say yes.
Him: “Are you John Travolta?”
Bob: “Yes.”
Him: “Oh cool.”