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dirty stuff. lots and lots of dirty stuff. even if u already *excited* he will still try and make it 100000000 times worse. he is an idiot. he will always try and make you happy and will succeed without trying. he acts as though he has a really big ego and **** but both are inaccurate. he shows insecurities sometimes even though there is nothing fr him to be insecure about because damnnnnnnnnnnn. he is so cute and funny and adventurous. hes so hot too, its distracting. his touch sending shiver and butterflies.
Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)
such an idiot
hot f*cker
i dont like u
god ur annoying, Alfie
i still love ur dumbass
When you poke your wife or Girlfriend in the eye with your dick so she can't see out of it, then turn off off the lights and have here her try and find you.
Gave that bitch the eye of Sauron last night! She didn't even see it coming.
A kev who’s eyes look like Ben turpin trying to look at the team leaders small cock in his mouth
Hey Derek look at ur big William, no Kevin your looking at the chippendale calendar behind you you must have a severe case of the Kev eye
Something extravagant that enhances the eye to obtain an appealing look.
People you might see wearing Eye Sweet Lashes: queen, boss, baddie, an entrepreneur, hustler, celebrity, professional, goddess
After hours and hours of reading from a textbook, with teeny tiny textbook text, your vision becomes blurry and one of your eyeballs keeps crossing and you can't stop it.
Signs of library googly eyes:
1. You walk by a cubical and see legs coming out from underneath the desk.
2. The person under the desk is napping.
3. You see a person attempting to type a paper with one eye closed. (drunk texting logic does not work in this state)
4. You make eye contact with a person, and their eyes are all googly and scary.
5. You see them trying to Google" how to rent a seeing eye dog for the walk home."
When a look is made between two members of the same sex and it is known, without words, that the two will engage in sexual deeds together.
"I was in the Bamboo Bunker and I saw these two hunks makes rainbow eyes at each other, next thing I knew they were rushing for the bathroom."
A person that is so attractive that peoples eyes widen when looking at him/her. Also very sex appealing.
"Did you see that girl at the bar on Tuesday?"
"Yeah, she was real eye widener"
"My girlfriend slapped me for staring"
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