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Possibly one of the greatest, if not the greatest movies from the Disney renaissance. A retelling of Shakespeare's Hamlet, but with animals. Everything in this feature is perfect - from the writing to the animation to the songs... I literally canNOT give all of the things that are great in this movie, THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THOSE! I mean, Can You Feel The Love Tonight won the best original song at the Oscars! Oh, and if you think that the "live-action" remake of the movie is good, then why won't you do us a favor and go f*ck yourself?
Guy 1: Hey guys, remember The Lion King?
Guy 2: Oh wait, you mean the 2019 ada-
Guy 1: No. Go away.
When your having sex with a girl on her period. You pull out and proceed to take the blood that's on your dick and smear it across her forehead and say "Simba!"
"Dustin said that girl from the bar was constantly hitting on him last night, so he took her back to his place and gave her The Lion King and then proceeded to fuck her afterwards."
A member of the shuffle alliance with a crest of the king inside a heart on his hands, way too overpowered and once saved human civilization from cyborg cells.
Holy shit! The king of hearts just destroyed a devil colony with love.
The male version of slut strands
Man1: I’ve been trying to grow out my King Crab Legs for awhile now
Man 2: aren’t those just the guy version of slut strands?
The piece of poop that sticks to the toilet bowl after you flush.
Garry Owen, I'm all out of toilet paper and I just King Pricked the bowl.
A homosexual sex act in which one male pulls out after ejaculating in another males ass and uses the tip of his penis to draw a crown around their asshole.
“Daddy, I really want you to king me.”
A poor monarch, specifically one that should be dethroned.
King Hagan is a shit monarch and should be dethroned