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When you give a girl oral when she's on her period.
Guy 1: Damn, I had to give my girl head last night, but she's on her period!
Guy 2: So it was a bloody crumpet?
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a cocktail similar to a bloody marry, but made with wine instead.
bar tender: what do you want?
tom: ill have a Bloody Marry
bar tender: were outta vodka.
tom: then make it a Bloody Vagina
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A drink mixture made up of Mountain Dew and grenadine syrup. Preferably served on the rocks.
I'll have a Bloody Golfer, on the rocks.
Sweaty Bloody shit that exits out of your ass, It's Basiclly when you pee blood but it decides to exit out of your anus,
You will grab your anus hoping that you somehow survive.
i'm having bloody diarrhea!1!!!11!!11!1!1
When a man fucks a female until her vagina bleeds uncontrollably. He then punches her in the right kidney and as she drops to the floor the man does a swift Rafiki move across her for head with his blood covered penis! Then pick her up and hold her over the balcony and chant SIMBAAAAAA!!
That bitch is being fucking lippy I am going to skull drag her up to my balcony and “Bloody Simba” her like she deserves
Dipping your dick into batter and then fucking a girl while she's on her period
I never liked having sex while she was on her period until she let me perform the bloody corndog, which was goddamn hilarious.
The explanation of something good that you didnt think would happen
Yo gav the holden just started
Thats bloody Buet